Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Oh, Give Us Money...

Nothing really interesting has been happening...

Today was my first day of classes of my last academic year of undergraduate studies...


Here are the lyrics to one of my FAVORITE songs:

Frankly, Mr Shankly, this position I've held,
it pays my way, and it corrodes my soul.
I want to leave. You will not miss me.
I want to go down in musical history.

Frankly, Mr Shankly, I'm a sickening wreck.
I've got the 21st century breathing down my neck.
I must move fast. You understand me.
I want to go down in celluloid history, Mr. Shankly.

Fame, fame, fatal fame,
it can play hideous tricks on the brain,
but still I rather be famous
than righteous or holy, any day, any day, any day.

But sometimes I'd feel more fulfilled
making Christmas cards with the mentally ill.
I want to live and I want to love.
I want to catch something that I might be ashamed of.

Frankly, Mr Shankly, this position I've held,
it pays my way and it corrodes my soul.
Oh, I didn't realise that you wrote poetry.
I didn't realise you wrote such bloody awful poetry, Mr. Shankly.

Frankly, Mr Shankly, since you ask
you are a flatulent pain the arse.
I do not mean to be so rude,
but still, I must speak frankly, Mr Shankly.
Oh, give us money .

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Sunday, July 12, 2009

NO TITLE

So, I decided, JUST NOW, to come up with a NEW and ORIGINAL catch phrase...
... to use as a response when i'm too lazy to think of a response:
"I DON'T CARE."
what? you don't think it's very original?
Well...
...
...
...
I DON'T CARE.



you don't think Megan Fox is the hottest female in the world?
well...
...
...
...
you're DUMB because...
... just look at the preponderance of evidence in the photograph above that proves otherwise.

Monday, July 6, 2009

Public Enemies

So...
i watched the movie the day it came out, last wednesday, july 1st.

Here is the Public Enemies review that i promised:

Johnny Depp is the MAN.

Who can't wait for brĂ¼no this Friday?
I know I CAN'T.

Saturday, June 27, 2009

???-and-Model Couples

Does anyone else wish he/she was an Actor dating a Model?
I wish I was...

Actually... No, I wish i was a Football-er with a Model...

Whatever... conclusion... models are hot, which is why they are models.

(the photos create bias; sorry.)

I lied ....
The truth is I wish I was Spider-Man
dating Lindsay Lohan


Wednesday, June 24, 2009

"I Know"

I HATE the majority of kids between age 8 and 14. Why you ask?
... because apparently they don't know any other combination of words other than, "I Know" (in that sequence).
What-The-"F" DO YOU KNOW, REALLY. (does a rhetorical question require a question mark? I Don't Know. Someone help me out.)
Just because you have the intellectual capacity to know when your birthday is now, doesn't mean you know everything.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

ROBBING THE BANK

I can't wait to see PUBLIC ENEMIES next week!
Release date is Wednesday, July 1st. I will write a review next week after i watch it.

I can't wait for Alice in Wonderland to come out next year!


I LOVE Johnny Depp! (NO HOMO)
I wish I was Johnny Depp.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Pilates


I just did Mat Pilates for the first time tonight, and I feel GREAT.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

BEAUTIFUL

i am at taehyun's house (which is pretty dope), and he has the most amazing picture as his background on his comp. here it is, for all to enjoy.

my favorite kate beckinsale quote, "I've got enormous hands, like a transsexual, and that's probably why."

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

FORECASTS

1. BlogSpot is the new Xanga.

2. Twitter will fall off the face of the earth within the next few years, unless they figure out a way to make the features they offer through their services STICK... and I don't think that's going to happen with the Management they have now.

3. Yelp is going to be HUGE... unless you use the word HUGE to describe Facebook, then Yelp is going to be REALLY BIG.